[ text; ] Received from: hipster sharkboy
[ text; ] I AM NOT. I just….think rain is better when someone else is there, is all.
[ text; ] and fine. but i’m not doing the dishes after.
[ text; ] just hurry up, soul.
Sent to: Bookworm 8:35 PM
[Text]: on my way, chicken legs.
[Text}: don’t lay an egg.
[Text:] Send to: hipster sharkboy
[Text:] Did you know it was supposed to rain tonight. Because I didn’t. That means i’m going to need you to come home. Like now. Not because i’m scared or anything. Its your turn to make dinner.
[Text:] also i’m going to need you to bring in my little orchid plant on your way in. It’ll die if I leave it out in the rain. But you wouldn’t know anything about that. You’re too dense.
[Text:] I also expect you to be fully prepared to hold me tonight. Not because thunder is scary. Because you’re warm.
Sent to: Bookworm 8:22 PM
[Text]: …uh… alright? Cool.
[Text]: also? you’re a big chicken.
[Text}: Hope you’re a cannibal cause we’re
having chicken tonight.